New quotes are at the top of the each section.
Villans (and some ex-villans)
-Goku: Alright, Vegeta, you won. Wanna go play Scrabble?"
-Goku: I don't feel like eating today, I'm trying to cut back.
-Goku: ::Looks in a mirrior:: AHHH!! IT'S TURLES!!!!!
-Goku: I lost a food eating contest....
-Goku: I'm sorry Gohan, we're all out of senzus. Maybe a nice tomato will help.
-Goku: What is it Lassie? Gohan's stuck in the mines?
-Goku: KaioMehameha! No, that's not it...
-Goku: I don't know WHO Son Gokou is, but my name is Kakarotto! I mean....
-Goku:I dont remember how to spell my name... Goku? Nah.. I think it is Gokuh... Maybe Gokoo?
-Goku: Face your fears! *Vegeta looks down at the bug crawling across his foot*
-Goku: Soon as I find that Kakarotto I'm going to kill him!
-Goku:I feel like chicken tonight!
-Goku: Oh, it's easy. See, X=Y2+897(23 to the third power).
-Goku: I love needles!
-Goku: Good thing I die from heart disease; now I won't have to fight the androids!
-Goku: Food? What's that?
-Goku: How many times do I have to tell you, Vegeta? My name is Kakarotto, not Goku!
-Goku: Man, I just can't win this one! I GIVE UP!
-Goku: Time out, Freeza, I have to go to the toilet.
-Goku: I was thinking.
-Goku: I don't feel like saving the world right now, cause I'm in the middle of a video game.
-Goku: WAH! Chi-Chi, help! Vegeta hit me!
-Goku: Let Earth defend itself!
-Goku: Chi-Chi,I`ve thought about this and you`re right! Studying IS more important than saving the Earth
-Goku: Kill them! Kill them all!!
-Goku: *transform to Super Saiya-jin* Whoa, dude! you do go blonde when you turn to SSJ. Cool man!!
-Goku: I'm sick of training.
-Goku: I don't care if the world ends today, I don't give a *&#%!
-Goku: Gohan, you are pretty weak for a son of the strongest in the universe.
-Goku: Hey Bulma! do you need help with your new invention?
-Goku: Geeze Gohan! it's not that hard to be Super Saiya-jin!!
-Goku: You are too strong! I give up. you can destroy the planet now.
-Goku: *Daydreaming* Mmm... threesome with Chi Chi and Bulma...
-Goku: I'm sick of transforming into Super Saiya-jin!
-Goku: I'm going to collect all Dragon Balls and wish for immortality... *Crazy maniac voice* I'LL SOON RULE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!
-Goku: Chi Chi, maybe we should... spice things up a little.
-Goku: Bulma, you are such a retard! It's not THAT hard to make a time machine!
-Goku: *Looks at baby Gohan* Awww!! Gohan went weewee!
-Goku: Gee, why did Bulma have to make that timemachine? Now I have to fight the Androids!!! What's the point? I'll die anyway...
-Gohan: Piccolo is a disgrace to Nameks everywhere
-Gohan: Hi uncle Radditz!
-Gohan: Gotta find 'em all, dragonballs!!!
-Gohan: Even though you crushed Android 16's head, I still think you rock, Cell! We still buddies?
-Gohan: You have any cigarette?
-Gohan: Want some pot?
-Gohan: Hey, you got that stuff? yeah of course I have the money.
-Gohan: Dad, you suck, I hate you!
-Gohan: Damn you mum! I don't want to study so just leave me alone!
-Gohan: Kiss my @$$!
-Gohan: Piccolo, you suck!!
-Gohan: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
-Gohan: My dad is so weak, I had to finish off Cell for him!!
-Gohan: I wish my dad was cooler... like Vegeta.
-Trunks: Whoa, I look like Leonardo DiCaprio!
-Trunks: Thank god I don't have my dad's hair!!
-Trunks: I'm getting sick of purple hair, I don't think it goes with my skin tone.
-Trunks: I think my Super Saiya-jin blonde really goes with my skin tone.
-Trunks: You wanna piece of my sword eh?
-Trunks: I'm going to the mall to pick some chicks!
-Trunks: I'm sick of guys hitting on me just because I have purple hair and think automatically I'm gay!
-Trunks: Hey, you look a bit tense. why don't I soften you up a little...
-Trunks: Want to do our "biology homework" in my bedroom? My parents are out.
-Trunks: Hey, all the chicks dig me!
-Trunks: Watch me shake my sword! *licks his lips* Yeah I'm talking to you nasty minded people!
-Trunks: *Singing* Bodies packed, front to back, move your ass, I like that. TIGHT HIP HUGGERS,LOW FOR SHO! Shake a little somtehin' on the floor I need that UH to get me off, sweatin till my cloths come off.
-Trunks: *Looks at the mirror and smirks to himself* How YOU doin'??
-Trunks: Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you. I'm gay.
-Vegeta: Doing these Big Bang Attacks and Galick-Ho's is getting old. Maybe I should try the Kamehameha.
-Vegeta: Why don't we have a picnic? We can talk about all kinds of things. Like peace, love, and happiness!
-Vegeta: I am Batman!
-Vegeta: He rides with his mask and with his blade he carries a Z. Zorro Zorro Zorro!
-Vegeta: *crying* Why did Jack have to die? Now Rose is all alone...
-Vegeta: *singng* Oops I did it again! I played with your heart... I'm not that innocent!!
-Vegeta: *singing* I'm a.. slave! 4 U! I can't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it...
-Vegeta: I have done it! I have defeated Kakarot! I will always triumph in...PAC MAN!
-Vegeta: *Vegeta making up a birthday list* I want the Barbie dream house, and a pretty pink dress...
-Vegeta: I'm such a loser so I might as well quit!
-Vegeta: Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting...
-Vegeta: Look Bulma a kitten! It's so cute can I keep it? PLEASE!!!
-Vegeta: Bulma, my balloon flew away! Wah!!
-Vegeta: Trunks, we need to spend some time together. We're going fishing next weekend!
-Vegeta: I'm sorry. It was all my fault. That was stupid of me to do in the first place.
-Vegeta: AHEM! I SAID BIG BANG ATTACK! Why isn't it working? Stupid thing must be broken.
-Vegeta: I'm sure we can talk out our differences. Fighting doesn't solve a thing.
-Vegeta: TIME TO DIE BUU! What? You hate Kakarotto too? Okay, let's team up and kill him.
-Vegeta: Bulma, I figure if I'm gonna keep blowing up the gravity room, it'd be quite rude of me not to help build it agian.
-Vegeta: I love you, you love me, we are happy family...
-Vegeta: I think pink shirt really brings out my eyes.
-Vegeta: I love you guys.
-Vegeta: 'Sup my bro, Kakarot!
-Vegeta: Goku.
-Vegeta: Ka...me....ha...me...ha!!!!!!
-Vegeta: We need to work as a team! No one is superior here.
-Vegeta: Kakarot, I'm not actually a Prince of all Saiya-jins. You are.
-Vegeta: Bulma, I'm leaving you... for Piccolo.
-Goten: I wish I don't have that stupid brother of mine.
-Goten: I hate you Trunks, and I refuse to do fusion with you.
-Goten: Eeeek! girls are yucky!!
-Goten: Gee, Gohan. it wasn't THAT hard being a Super Saiya-jin. You really wasted your time in that Room of Spirit and Time!
-Goten: *in a girlie voice* My... butt... lookss big!
-Goten: I would much rather train with dad than go on a date with some hot chick!!!
-Krillin: What is this AWFUL smell?!?
-Krillin: Just face it Goku. And you, too, Vegeta. I have better hair than you two!!
-Krillin: Hey! Let go of my nose!
-Krillin: Uh . . . this may sound dumb, but why don't we check the phone book. Maybe Dr. Gero's lab will be listed.
-Krillin: I need a nose job.
-Krillin: Yo girl, you're lookin' damn fine! oh, wait a sec.. *turns to another girl* hey baby! wanna go for a ride?
-Krillin: Do I have too much gel in my hair? I don't really think so.
-Krillin: Can I use your comb? It's a fashion emergency.
-Krillin: 18, you are not hot enough for me anymore. I need a real woman.
-Piccolo: Vegeta and Bulma get together??? HEEHEE!!! Can I go to the wedding???
-Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself.
-Piccolo: Shut up, I'm watching Oprah.
-Piccolo: WAZZUP!!!
-Piccolo: Ahhh!! KILL THAT SPIDER GOHAN!!
-Piccolo: Gohan, you are my hero! *girlie giggle*
-Piccolo: Eeek, blood!
-Piccolo: You guys know I'm named after a violin, right? *insane laughter from the kitchen* Damn it!
-Piccolo: *To Dende* Bye, I'm off to have threesome with Bulma and Chi Chi!
-Bulma: Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you.
-Bulma: I love my hair and I'd never dare change it.
-Bulma: I never noticed how attractive Piccolo is. *SIGH*
-Bulma: To hell with technology! I wanna join the Z Team, guys! KIENZAN!
-Bulma: Vegeta? Can you teach me to fight???
-Bulma: *Hands Chibi Trunks to Future Trunks* Go play with yourself.
-Bulma: Vegeta, pink is totally your color!!
-Bulma: I'm broke.
-Bulma: How do you turn on this damn computer?
-Bulma: Goku, can you help me with this time machine? I really need your help!
-Bulma: mmm~ Goku you are so good! Oh, Vegeta!
-Bulma: Vegeta, you don't satisfy me anymore. I'm leaving you... for Goku.
-Bulma: I hate being the richest girl in the world.
-Chi Chi: Grant me eternal life so I may rule all the world!
-Chi Chi: Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect
-Chi Chi: Goku, how about you work out with me instead?
-Chi Chi: Goku, why don't you cook your own meal for once instead of making me cook it!
-Chi Chi: Goku, you ROCK my world!
-Chi Chi: Gohan, you need to get out more. stop studying and go out and have some fresh air.
-Chi Chi: Why don't we order a pizza or something?
-Chi Chi: Stop reading, go and train with your father, Gohan.
-Chi Chi: Goku, I'm off to have threesome with Bulma and Vegeta! Watch the kids, would ya?
-Yamcha: I AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYA-JIN!!!
-Yamcha: Trunks, I'm your father!
-Yamcha: *Goes SSJ3* Vegeta! I'm here to take Bulma back!
-Master Roshi: Bulma! I don't want to see your panties! That's just disgusting!
-Master Roshi: Girls are old! Time for a change!
-Android 16: Kill all animals, burn all trees! fresh air makes me sick.
-Android 17: No, 16. I won't let you destroy this beautiful planet. you'll have to go through me first.
-Android 18: You don't need money for happiness. all we need is each other *Hugs Krillin*
-Majin Buu: I hate sweets. they make me fat.
-Radditz: Yo, Kakarot my brother. You too, little Gohan! *warm brotherly hug*
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