THINGS THAT DB CHARACTERS WILL NEVER SAY


New quotes are at the top of the each section.

-Goku: I don't feel like eating today, I'm trying to cut back.

-Goku: *transform to Super Saiya-jin* Whoa, dude! you do go blonde when you turn to SSJ. Cool man!!

-Goku: I'm sick of training.

-Goku: I don't care if the world ends today, I don't give a *&#%!

-Goku: Gohan, you are pretty weak for a son of the strongest in the universe.

-Goku: Hey Bulma! do you need help with your new invention?

-Goku: Geeze Gohan! it's not that hard to be Super Saiya-jin!!

-Goku: You are too strong! I give up. you can destroy the planet now. 

 

-Gohan: You have any cigarette?

-Gohan: Want some pot?

-Gohan: Hey, you got that stuff? yeah of course I have the money. 

-Gohan: Dad, you suck, I hate you!

-Gohan: Damn you mum! I don't want to study so just leave me alone!

-Gohan: Kiss my @$$!

-Gohan: Piccolo, you suck!!

-Gohan: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?

 

-Trunks: I'm getting sick of purple hair, I don't think it goes with my skin tone.

-Trunks: I think my Super Saiya-jin blonde really goes with my skin tone.

-Trunks: You wanna piece of my sword eh?

-Trunks: I'm going to the mall to pick some chicks!

-Trunks: I'm sick of guys hitting on me just because I have purple hair and think automatically I'm gay!

-Trunks: Hey, you look a bit tense. why don't I soften you up a little...

-Trunks: Want to do our "biology homework" in my bedroom? My parents are out. 

 

-Vegeta: I love you, you love me, we are happy family...

-Vegeta: I think pink shirt really brings out my eyes.

-Vegeta: I love you guys.

-Vegeta: 'Sup my bro, Kakarot!

-Vegeta: Goku.

-Vegeta: Ka...me....ha...me...ha!!!!!!

 

-Goten: I wish I don't have that stupid brother of mine.

-Goten: I hate you Trunks, and I refuse to do fusion with you.

-Goten: Eeeek! girls are yucky!!

 

-Krillin: I need a nose job.

-Krillin: Yo girl, you're lookin' damn fine! oh, wait a sec.. *turns to another girl*hey baby! wanna go for a ride?

-Krillin: Do I have too much gel in my hair? I don't really think so.

-Krillin: Can I use your comb? it's an fashion emergency.

 

-Piccolo: Shut up, I'm watching Oprah.

-Piccolo: WAZZUP!!!

-Piccolo: Ahhh!! KILL THAT SPIDER GOHAN!!

-Piccolo: Gohan, you are my hero! *girlie giggle*

-Piccolo: Eeek, blood!

 

-Bulma: I'm broke.

-Bulma: How do you turn on this damn computer?

-Bulma: Goku, can you help me with this time machine? I really need your help!

-Bulma: mmm~ Goku you are so good! Oh, Vegeta! 

 

-Chi Chi: Goku, how about you work out with me instead?

-Chi Chi: Goku, why don't you cook your own meal for once instead of making me cook it!

-Chi Chi: Goku, you ROCK my world!

-Chi Chi: Gohan, you need to get out more. stop studying and go out and have some fresh air.

-Chi Chi: Why don't we order a pizza or something?

-Chi Chi: Stop reading, go and train with your father, Gohan.

 

-Android 16: Kill all animals, burn all trees! fresh air makes me sick.                                                                    

-Android 17: No, 16. I won't let you destroy this beautiful planet. you'll have to go through me first.

-Android 18: You don't need money for happiness. all we need is each other *Hugs Krillin*

-Majin Buu: I hate sweets. they make me fat.

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