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New quotes are at the top of the each section. -Goku: Alright, Vegeta, you won. Wanna go play Scrabble?" -Goku: I don't feel like eating today, I'm trying to cut back. -Goku: ::Looks in a mirrior:: AHHH!! IT'S TURLES!!!!! -Goku: I lost a food eating contest.... -Goku: I'm sorry Gohan, we're all out of senzus. Maybe a nice tomato will help. -Goku: What is it Lassie? Gohan's stuck in the mines? -Goku: KaioMehameha! No, that's not it... -Goku: I don't know WHO Son Gokou is, but my name is Kakarotto! I mean.... -Goku:I dont remember how to spell my name... Goku? Nah.. I think it is Gokuh... Maybe Gokoo? -Goku: Face your fears! *Vegeta looks down at the bug crawling across his foot* -Goku: Soon as I find that Kakarotto I'm going to kill him! -Goku:I feel like chicken tonight! -Goku: Oh, it's easy. See, X=Y2+897(23 to the third power). -Goku: I love needles! -Goku: Good thing I die from heart disease; now I won't have to fight the androids! -Goku: Food? What's that? -Goku: How many times do I have to tell you, Vegeta? My name is Kakarotto, not Goku! -Goku: Man, I just can't win this one! I GIVE UP! -Goku: Time out, Freeza, I have to go to the toilet. -Goku: I was thinking. -Goku: I don't feel like saving the world right now, cause I'm in the middle of a video game. -Goku: WAH! Chi-Chi, help! Vegeta hit me! -Goku: Let Earth defend itself! -Goku: Chi-Chi,I`ve thought about this and you`re right! Studying IS more important than saving the Earth -Goku: Kill them! Kill them all!! -Goku: *transform to Super Saiya-jin* Whoa, dude! you do go blonde when you turn to SSJ. Cool man!! -Goku: I'm sick of training. -Goku: I don't care if the world ends today, I don't give a *&#%! -Goku: Gohan, you are pretty weak for a son of the strongest in the universe. -Goku: Hey Bulma! do you need help with your new invention? -Goku: Geeze Gohan! it's not that hard to be Super Saiya-jin!! -Goku: You are too strong! I give up. you can destroy the planet now. -Goku: *Kneeling down at Vegeta* Your highness, I've just destroyed the Earth. -Goku: *Daydreaming* Mmm... threesome with Chi Chi and Bulma... -Goku: I'm sick of transforming into Super Saiya-jin! -Goku: I'm going to collect all Dragon Balls and wish for immortality... *Crazy maniac voice* I'LL SOON RULE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! -Goku: Chi Chi, maybe we should... spice things up a little. -Goku: Bulma, you are such a retard! It's not THAT hard to make a time machine! -Goku: *Looks at baby Gohan* Awww!! Gohan went weewee!
-Gohan: Piccolo is a disgrace to the Nameks everywhere. -Gohan: Hi uncle Radditz! -Gohan: Gotta find 'em all, dragonballs!!! -Gohan: Even though you crushed Android 16's head, I still think you rock, Cell! We still buddies? -Gohan: You have any cigarette? -Gohan: Want some pot? -Gohan: Hey, you got that stuff? Yeah of course I have the money. -Gohan: Dad, you suck, I hate you! -Gohan: Damn you mum! I don't want to study so just leave me alone! -Gohan: Kiss my @$$! -Gohan: Piccolo, you suck!! -Gohan: Dad, can you help me with my math homework? -Gohan: My Dad is so weak, I had to finish off Cell for him. -Gohan: I wish my dad was cooler... more like Vegeta.
-Trunks: Whoa, I look like Leonardo DiCaprio! -Trunks: Thank god I don't have my dad's hair!! -Trunks: I'm getting sick of purple hair, I don't think it goes with my skin tone. -Trunks: I think my Super Saiya-jin blonde really goes with my skin tone. -Trunks: You wanna piece of my sword eh? -Trunks: I'm going to the mall to pick some chicks! -Trunks: I'm sick of guys hitting on me just because I have purple hair and think automatically I'm gay! -Trunks: Hey, you look a bit tense. why don't I soften you up a little... -Trunks: Want to do our "biology homework" in my bedroom? My parents are out. -Trunks: I don't want to fusion with you, Goten. We look like my dad when we fuse! -Trunks: *to Dr. Briefs* Grandpa, I'm so thankful that you gave me purple hair. I was worried that I might get mom's turquois... -Trunks: Hey, all the chicks dig me! -Trunks: Watch me shake my sword! *licks his lips* Yeah I'm talking to you nasty minded people!-Trunks: *Singing* Bodies packed, front to back, move your ass, I like that. TIGHT HIP HUGGERS,LOW FOR SHO! Shake a little somthin' on the floor I need that UH to get me off, sweatin till my cloths come off.
-Vegeta: Doing Big Bang Attack and Galick-Ho's is getting old. Maybe I should try the Kamehameha. -Vegeta: Why don't we have a picnic? We can talk about all kinds of things. Like peace, love, and happiness! -Vegeta: I am Batman! -Vegeta: He rides with his mask and with his blade he carries a Z. Zorro Zorro Zorro! -Vegeta: *crying* Why did Jack have to die? Now Rose is all alone... -Vegeta: *singng* Oops I did it again! I played with your heart... I'm not that innocent!! -Vegeta: *singing* I'm a.. slave! 4 U! I can't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it... -Vegeta: I have done it! I have defeated Kakarot! I will always triumph in...PAC MAN! -Vegeta: *Vegeta making up a birthday list* I want the Barbie dream house, and a pretty pink dress... -Vegeta: I'm such a loser so I might as well quit! -Vegeta: Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting... -Vegeta: Look Bulma a kitten! It's so cute can I keep it? PLEASE!!! -Vegeta: Bulma, my balloon flew away! Wah!! -Vegeta: Trunks, we need to spend some time together. We're going fishing next weekend! -Vegeta: I'm sorry. It was all my fault. That was stupid of me to do in the first place. -Vegeta: AHEM! I SAID BIG BANG ATTACK! Why isn't it working? Stupid thing must be broken. -Vegeta: I'm sure we can talk out our differences. Fighting doesn't solve a thing. -Vegeta: TIME TO DIE BUU! What? You hate Kakarotto too? Okay, let's team up and kill him. -Vegeta: Bulma, I figure if I'm gonna keep blowing up the gravity room, it'd be quite rude of me not to help build it again. -Vegeta: I love you, you love me, we are happy family... -Vegeta: I think pink shirt really brings out my eyes. -Vegeta: I love you guys. -Vegeta: 'Sup my bro, Kakarot! -Vegeta: Goku. -Vegeta: Ka...me....ha...me...ha!!!!!! -Vegeta: We need to work as a team! No one is superior here. -Vegeta: Kakarot, I'm not actually a Prince of all Saiya-jins. You are. -Vegeta: Bulma, I'm leaving you... for Piccolo.
-Goten: I wish I don't have that stupid brother of mine. -Goten: I hate you Trunks, and I refuse to do fusion with you. -Goten: Eeeek! girls are yucky!! -Goten: Gee, Gohan. it wasn't THAT hard being a Super Saiya-jin. You really wasted your time in that Room of Spirit and Time! -Goten: *in a girlie voice* My... butt... lookss big!
-Krillin: What is this AWFUL smell?!? -Krillin: Just face it Goku. And you, too, Vegeta. I have better hair than you two!! -Krillin: Hey! Let go of my nose! -Krillin: Uh . . . this may sound dumb, but why don't we check the phone book. Maybe Dr. Gero's lab will be listed. -Krillin: I need a nose job. -Krillin: Yo girl, you're lookin' damn fine! oh, wait a sec.. *turns to another girl*hey baby! wanna go for a ride? -Krillin: Do I have too much gel in my hair? I don't really think so. -Krillin: Can I use your comb? it's a fashion emergency. -Krillin: 18, you are not hot enough for me anymore. I need a real woman.
-Piccolo: Vegeta and Bulma get together??? HEEHEE!!! Can I go to the wedding??? -Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself. -Piccolo: Shut up, I'm watching Oprah. -Piccolo: WAZZUP!!! -Piccolo: Ahhh!! KILL THAT SPIDER GOHAN!! -Piccolo: Gohan, you are my hero! *girlie giggle* -Piccolo: Eeek, blood! -Piccolo: You guys know I'm named after a violin, right? *insane laughter from the kitchen* Damn it!
-Bulma: Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you. -Bulma: I love my hair and I'd never dare change it. -Bulma: I never noticed how attractive Piccolo is. *SIGH* -Bulma: To hell with technology! I wanna join the Z Team, guys! KIENZAN! -Bulma: Vegeta? Can you teach me how to fight??? -Bulma: *Hands Chibi Trunks to Future Trunks* Go play with yourself. -Bulma: Vegeta, pink is totally your color!! -Bulma: I'm broke. -Bulma: How do you turn on this damn computer? -Bulma: Goku, can you help me with this time machine? I really need your help! -Bulma: mmm~ Goku you are so good! Oh, Vegeta! -Bulma: Vegeta, you don't satisfy me anymore. I'm leaving you... for Goku. -Bulma: I hate being the richest girl in the world.
-Chi Chi: Grant me eternal life so I may rule all the world! -Chi Chi: Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect -Chi Chi: Goku, how about you work out with me instead? -Chi Chi: Goku, why don't you cook your own meal for once instead of making me cook it! -Chi Chi: Goku, you ROCK my world! -Chi Chi: Gohan, you need to get out more. stop studying and go out and have some fresh air. -Chi Chi: Why don't we order a pizza or something? -Chi Chi: Stop reading, go and train with your father, Gohan. -Chi Chi: Why do I have such a loser, geeky son? -Chi Chi: Oooo the house smells like booboo!
-Master Roshi: Bulma! I don't want to see your panties! That's just disgusting! -Master Roshi: Girl's are old. Time for a change!
-Yamcha: I AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYA-JIN!!! -Yamcha: Trunks, I am your father.
-Android 16: Kill all animals, burn all trees! fresh air makes me sick. -Android 17: No, 16. I won't let you destroy this beautiful planet. you'll have to go through me first. -Android 18: You don't need money for happiness. all we need is each other *Hugs Krillin* -Majin Buu: I hate sweets. they make me fat. -Frieza: Goku you can woop me! ALL NIGHT LONG! You got more?? free to tell me!
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