You Know You Are Obsessed When...
-You spike your hair like Saiya-jins.
-You bleach your hair as well and say you went Super Saiya-jin.
-You ACTUALLy tried to go Super Saiya-jin.
-You buy green contact lenses.
-You have zip. file full of DB stuff.
-You go on a journey to find dragon balls.
-You put Capsule corp. logo on everything you wear.
-You start getting into business and name your company Capsule Corp.
-You start naming your kids after underwear and food.
-You make a website about DBZ (Gee, that sounds familiar.. ^_^;)
-You ask your parents if they can build a gravity room so you can train to be Super Saiya-jin.
-You go out with someone just because s/he is into DBZ.
-You dress up as DBZ character in Halloween.
-You dress up as DBZ character in your daily bases.
-You start learning Japanese because DB is from Japan.
-If someone attacks you, you yell out 'Kamehameha' trying to attack them back.
-If that doesn't work, you try to go Super Saiyan.
-You learn the fusion dance.
-You forcefully teach your best friend the fusion dance.
-You beg your best friend to do fusion with you.
-You went to Burger King and ordered a tiny kid's meal just to get a DBZ toy.
-You own more than 3 DB t-shirts.
-You make your own personalized DB stuff.
-You try to build a time machine so you can meet Mirai Trunks.
-You have all of the DBZ action figures.
-You have a chat room nickname to do with DBZ (e.g supersaiyajin goku, i luv trunks etc)
-People call you 'dragonball z girl' or other similar nicknames.
-You change your name to Goku, Vegeta, Trunks etc.
-You've seen and memorized every single episodes including movies, TV specials.
-You memorized the whole script and act them out, trying to be your fav character.
-You use DBZ quotes in daily bases.
-You name your pet after DBZ character.
-You name your kids after DBZ characters.
-Your 4-year-old sister knows who Goku is.
-Your whole family knows who Goku is.
-When your neighbor asks you who he is, you gladly explain for 2 whole hours.
-When a guy asks you out you kindly explain that you're going out a Saiya-jin.
-You have a life-size poster of your fav DBZ character in your closet.
-You kiss your DBZ poster goodnight.
-When your little cousin is with you watching DBZ, you explain them what is happening in full detail.
-You wrote a biography about Goku.
-Everything you see reminds you of DBZ.
-You even bother making a stupid list of reasons that you're obsessed with DBZ.
-You follow these reasons just to prove that you are obsessed.
-You are online most of the time looking for DBZ stuff.
-You dream about DBZ.
-Your dream husband is Trunks *^_^* (or any other character...).
-You dream about your honeymoon with a Saiya-jin.
-You dream about your wedding night with a Saiya-jin.
-And you write about it and giggle stupidly every time you think about it.
-You dyed your hair to exotic hair color like purple and blue to achieve "Briefs look".
-You are DBZ merchandise junkie.
-Your school books are covered with DBZ pictures.
-You create your own anime based on DBZ.
-You put yourself as a main character having an affair with your favorite DBZ character.
-You change your hairstyle every time Bulma changes her hairstyle.
-You put capital M in your forehead and say that you are Majin and therefore you are strong and evil.
-You practice Vegeta's trade-mark smirk in front of your mirror every morning.
-You've developed a major fetish for spandex.
-Every time you want something from men (especially old men), you bribe them with swimsuit pictures of Bulma.
-You've watched the episode where Videl learns how to fly over and over, hoping that you may learn to as well.
-You try to blow up the broadcasting company because they keep repeating the episodes.
-You write a letter to the broadcasting company asking for 24 hours 7days DBZ channel.
-When they don't give it to you, you blackmail them with DBZ quotes and try to blow up the studio (using the trade-mark attacks such as Kamehameha and Big Bang Attack, of course!)
-You actually finished reading this list.
-And you are still reading it...
-...and worst of all... you're saying to yourself, 'hey, that's me!'
Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z/GT (I wish!!!) and they belong to Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio, TOEI blah, blah, the point is they are under copyright of their respected owners and I have nothing to do with it and I am just crazed fan making website about it. I know no one's going to read this, but just so you know.