ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH DBZ?


-You spike your hair like Saiya-jins.

-You bleach your hair as well and say you went Super Saiya-jin.

-You buy green contact lenses. 

-You have zip. file full of DB stuff.

-You go on a journey to find dragon balls. 

-You put Capsule corp. logo on everything you wear. 

-You start getting into business and name your company Capsule Corp. 

-You start naming your kids after underwear and food.

-You make a website about DBZ (Gee, that sounds familiar.. ^_^;)

-You ask your parents if they can build a gravity room so you can train to be Super Saiya-jin.

-You go out with someone just because s/he is into DBZ.

-You dress up as DBZ character in Halloween.

-You dress up as DBZ character in your daily bases.

-You start learning Japanese because DB is from Japan.

-If someone attacks you, you yell out 'Kamehameha' trying to attack them back.Are these familiar to you? could it be yours?

-If that doesn't work, you try to go Super Saiyan.

-You learn fusion dance.

-You forcefully teach your best friend fusion dance.

-You beg your best friend to do fusion with you.

-You went to Burger King and ordered a tiny kid's meal just to get a DBZ toy.

-You own more than 3 DB t-shirts.

-You make your own personalized DB stuff.

-You try to build a time machine so you can meet Mirai Trunks.

-You have all of the DBZ action figures.

-You have a chat room nickname to do with DBZ. 

-People call you 'dragonball z girl' or other similar nicknames.

-You change your name to Goku, Vegeta, Trunks etc.

-You've seen and memorized every single episodes including movies, TV specials.

-You memorized the whole script and act them out, trying to be your fav character.

-You use DBZ quotes in daily bases.

-You name your pet after DBZ character.

-You name your kids after DBZ characters.

-Your 4-year-old sister knows who Goku is.

-Your whole family knows who Goku is.

-When your neighbor asks you who he is, you gladly explain for 2 whole hours.

-When a guy asks you out you kindly explain that you're going out Trunks.

-You have a life-size poster of your fav DBZ character in your closet.

-You kiss your DBZ poster goodnight.  

-When your little cousin is with you watching DBZ, you explain them what is happening in full detail.

-You wrote a biography about Goku.

-Everything you see reminds you of DBZ.

-You even bother making a stupid list of reasons that you're obsessed with DBZ.

-You follow these reasons just to prove that you are obsessed.

-You are online most of the time looking for DBZ stuff.

-You dream about DBZ.

-Your dream husband is Trunks *^_^* (or any other character...).

-You dream about your honeymoon with Trunks (or any other character...).

-You dream about your wedding night with Trunks (or any other character...).

-And you write about it and giggle stupidly every time you think about it.

-You dyed your hair to exotic hair color like purple and blue to achieve "Briefs look".

-You are DBZ merchandise junkie.

-Your school books are covered with DBZ pictures.

-You create your own anime based on DBZ.Goku: Your biggest HERO??!

-You put yourself as a main character having an affair with your favorite DBZ character. 

-You change your hairstyle every time Bulma changes her hairstyle. 

-You put capital M in your forehead and say that you are majin and therefore you are strong and evil.

-You try to blow up the broadcasting company because they keep repeating the episodes. 

-You write a letter to the broadcasting company asking for 24 hours 7days DBZ channel.

-When they don't give it to you, you blackmail them with DBZ quotes and try to blow up the studio. 

-You actually finished reading this list. 

-And you are still reading it.


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